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Funny Status Phrases

Funny Status Phrases - Whats Phrases

Funny Status Phrases – Whats Phrases
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I got over it already, I just cry when I remember. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Working until the neighbors say “you can only be stealing”. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

How do you restart life, this one didn’t work. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Waking up early to be late with calm is my routine. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Looking at my problems and not talking now, bro. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

I even warned myself… but I didn’t listen. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Objective: food re-education. Obstacle: food. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

If there’s competition, I’ll give up. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

I stopped with this thing of one hand washing the other: it’s my turn, there’s never water. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Work hard to see if I can buy the patience I lack. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

I need new enemies, the old ones are starting to like me, I’m charming! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lost bullet has more direction than me! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Sleepy I lie down, sleepy I get up. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Look if there’s one thing I trust it’s my distrust. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I’m getting away from so many people, that in a few days the solution will be to talk to the plants. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Horrible to be poor and not be able to break things when you’re angry. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

There’s no way this can work… I’m in it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The sleep-disordered person wants to war with just about everyone. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

If it’s not to be late, I’d rather not go. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

People, I’m just like a child, don’t promise me anything. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

We’ve barely arrived from New Year’s Eve and are already thinking about carnival, we’re worthless. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

There’s no way that this will work…. I’m in it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I became what I feared most: who cancels the tour to stay at home. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Next year I’m going to take a direction, this year it was just to test a business. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

What a complicated situation huh… I’m going to take a nap. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The “you only live once” argument has made me spend so much money.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

I would like not to become an aggressive animal when I’m hungry πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

It must be very chic to work, study, go to the gym and still be able to sleep well πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So many days of fighting, that I’m getting violent… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hi, I noticed you only hang out with beautiful people do you want to try something different? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Do not argue. Say “believe me” and leave. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

I wanted a love triangle: me, an apartment, and a good job. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

When a young man is sleepy, he doesn’t want to talk to anyone. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

The human being’s mistake is to think that everything will be all right! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Let’s sleep tomorrow there is a lot of wrong decision to make. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A life summed up in: “I wasn’t going to buy anything, but it was on sale”.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Erasing the conversation and pretending the person never existed, that’s how I live. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Want to be happy, ok, I’m here. Now if you want to continue suffering, I can do nothing πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Shit, go on the sidewalk because I care about you, baby πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I was born with the curse of laughing in serious moments. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’πŸ‘Œ

What part of “I need to save money” that I don’t understand?! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Guys, seriously, I’ve been single for a long time, I don’t have an ex to get over, you can hit me good! πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Alas, I was doing exactly what I said was wrong to do… πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜’

I’d like to sleep with whoever I like, but unfortunately they can’t all fit in my bed. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Return the ML of perfume I used to make you smell good! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

FΓ‘bio Jr. sings the song soul mate and has been divorced 7 times. How will I believe in love? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

To date me you have to have health insurance, you may have a heart attack from rabies. πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚

When I was younger I was terrified of being drunk, now I know that we don’t hurt anyone! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

New season: eutonohell! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

I live in an impasse between “I want to save money” and “you only live once”. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

If you fall, I’ll be here – said the ground! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Even the comma makes a difference and your opinion does not! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

May the day be as good as my bed was… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Allergy? I have! I’m allergic to diet. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Already agreed, but still unable to distinguish Maiara from MaraΓ­sa. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

In bed I do crazy things, like dropping the cell phone in my face while I type.’

Nobody is forced to like me, after all not everyone is born with good taste.’

I will stop mocking. Signed: me. That bill is true! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ‘Œ

Hi, I’m fine, that’s just my musical taste. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ž

I have plans to be a fitness person in 2022. 2021 won’t work, it’s already too high! 😝😝

Make decisions drunk ok, make decisions when you’re horny, then it’s too much! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I just lost my phone number… can I borrow yours? 😝😝

So what if you guys date, I have bedside plugs! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Who asks to be the “you” of my “i love”? 😏😏

The only mouth I’m kissing this year is the mouth of the can… πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

You like to be embarrassed, right? Date me then, hahaha. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I went to play fighting with life and I’m getting beaten up until now!πŸ˜…

For a shampoo that puts people out of their minds. πŸ˜ƒ

Never underestimate my ability to see you on the street and pass straight through. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‹

I went to shake off the dust and come back on top… then the rhinitis attacked me! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’πŸ‘Œ

My favorite position is standing in front of an ATM withdrawing cash! 😝😝

Hey, hit me again, now I want it! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Anyone who wants to like me has to be for love! I don’t have money and beauty is missing! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

If I get rich the first thing I’m going to do is wake up because I’ll already know it’s a dream! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

I’m not disorganized, I just give my things freedom to be where they want! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Poor is like a tire, the harder you work, the smoother it gets! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’πŸ‘Œ

Tell me who you love and I’ll tell you who you’ll take in the tail! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

My biggest fantasy in bed? Sleep for five days non-stop! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

A man with a hangover doesn’t want war with anyone.”

Live each day as if it were your last, one day you get it right.’

Do not steal! The Government does not like competition.πŸ˜‚

I went to look in the mirror and saw the love of your life.’

Nothing against you, but if you want to spend the rest of your life without appearing in front of me I appreciate it! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‹

Avoid frying, gluten, sweets and undecided! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜…

Look for someone who understands me and then explain it to me. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜…

I think my greatest gift is to spend πŸ’΅ and then regret it πŸ˜”

You think: No the person can’t be so clueless…Yes he can! 😝😎

Hang up the fries, because the filet has arrived!😎😎

You who have already taken a path? what does it taste like? πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

If you feel an emptiness… Eat that’s hunger! πŸ‘βœŒοΈ

Your message was successfully received, viewed and ignored! 😘😘

If your problem is money and you don’t have money, then you don’t have a problem πŸ’΅πŸ˜‰

I’ve been too busy being nice that I don’t have time to be pretty. πŸ˜†πŸ˜‰

I would like to have a child one day… two days at most πŸ˜œπŸ˜†

They say happiness comes from the little things…So look at your salary and be happyβ€¦πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

The day someone chases after me you can be sure is robbery πŸ˜πŸ˜„

I’m more beautiful every day, sad news for those who hate me πŸ‘„πŸ‘Œ

If it’s my fault I’ll put it on whoever I want. πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜

Coffee to change what I can, wine to accept what I can’t. β˜•οΈπŸ·

Let’s love the next one, the previous one we know didn’t work out. ❀️😌

Some date some and I’m beautiful! that’s what mattersβ€¦πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜„

I got over it already, I just cry when I remember. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Working until the neighbors say “you can only be stealing”. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

How do you restart life, this one didn’t work. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Waking up early to be late with calm is my routine. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Looking at my problems and not talking now, bro. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

I even warned myself… but I didn’t listen. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Objective: food re-education. Obstacle: food. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

If there’s competition, I’ll give up. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

I stopped with this thing of one hand washing the other: it’s my turn, there’s never water. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Work hard to see if I can buy the patience I lack. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

I need new enemies, the old ones are starting to like me, I’m charming! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lost bullet has more direction than me! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Sleepy I lie down, sleepy I get up. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Look if there’s one thing I trust it’s my distrust. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I’m getting away from so many people, that in a few days the solution will be to talk to the plants. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Horrible to be poor and not be able to break things when you’re angry. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

There’s no way this can work… I’m in it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The sleep-disordered person wants to war with just about everyone. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

If it’s not to be late, I’d rather not go. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

People, I’m just like a child, don’t promise me anything. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

We’ve barely arrived from New Year’s Eve and are already thinking about carnival, we’re worthless. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

There’s no way that this will work…. I’m in it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I became what I feared most: who cancels the tour to stay at home. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Next year I’m going to take a direction, this year it was just to test a business. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

What a complicated situation huh… I’m going to take a nap. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The “you only live once” argument has made me spend so much money.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

I would like not to become an aggressive animal when I’m hungry πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

It must be very chic to work, study, go to the gym and still be able to sleep well πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So many days of fighting, that I’m getting violent… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hi, I noticed you only hang out with beautiful people do you want to try something different? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Do not argue. Say “believe me” and leave. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

I wanted a love triangle: me, an apartment, and a good job. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

When a young man is sleepy, he doesn’t want to talk to anyone. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

The human being’s mistake is to think that everything will be all right! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Let’s sleep tomorrow there is a lot of wrong decision to make. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A life summed up in: “I wasn’t going to buy anything, but it was on sale”.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

Erasing the conversation and pretending the person never existed, that’s how I live. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Want to be happy, ok, I’m here. Now if you want to continue suffering, I can do nothing πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Shit, go on the sidewalk because I care about you, baby πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I was born with the curse of laughing in serious moments. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’πŸ‘Œ

What part of “I need to save money” that I don’t understand?! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Guys, seriously, I’ve been single for a long time, I don’t have an ex to get over, you can hit me good! πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Alas, I was doing exactly what I said was wrong to do… πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜’

I’d like to sleep with whoever I like, but unfortunately they can’t all fit in my bed. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Return the ML of perfume I used to make you smell good! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

FΓ‘bio Jr. sings the song soul mate and has been divorced 7 times. How will I believe in love? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

To date me you have to have health insurance, you may have a heart attack from rabies. πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚

When I was younger I was terrified of being drunk, now I know that we don’t hurt anyone! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

New season: eutonohell! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

I live in an impasse between “I want to save money” and “you only live once”. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

If you fall, I’ll be here – said the ground!…

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