Funny phrases
Mirror, mirror of mine… Why do people care more about my life than I do?
A toast to our faults. Because no one really cares about our qualities.
Fábio Jr. sings the song soul mate and has been divorced 7 times. How will I believe in love? 😂
The weekend should have a speeding ticket. 🚀🚀🚀
If someone who loves takes care, a lot of people must love me. Because what about people taking care of my life, it’s no joke! 😂
Some people are like clouds.
When they disappear, the day is beautiful! ☁😅
Even my cell phone battery lasts longer than the eternal love of certain people!
When the woman says: Do what you want, she means: Try doing to see what happens to you.
In the sentence: I love Mondays, the guy is crazy or on vacation.
Going through the day without pissing off some friends gives the feeling that the day isn’t complete. 😄
Wow, how beautiful your photo!
Too bad I’ve seen you in person… 😂😘
The only happy ending I know of is the weekend.
I think my cupid likes math.
It only gives me problems. 😂
Follow your dream.
Stay asleep. 😴😆
I hate whoever speaks I’m coming when he hasn’t even left the house.
I love gossip.
I get to know things about myself that I didn’t even know.
I’m so needy that the barbecue chef arrives and says: Heart? and I answer: What is it, love?
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday is close to Monday?
The world would be better off if, before posting a hint, the person stopped to analyze whether the hint is also good for them.
If I got 1 Real for every disappointment, I would be disappointed in Paris.
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