Funny Photo Captions – Instagram Phrases
Selection of Funny and super fun Phrases! They are funny and smart phrases to have a lot of laughs and share with friends, check it out!
You become eternally good for the bullshit you avoid. 😂👌
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Why do you have to be this beautiful thing and be worthless?! 👌😂
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Every day a different “jerk” in my life. 😂
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Flirting is one thing, leaving the house to see yourself there is too much. 😂😂
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You too freak out then stop and think… you’re crazy, I didn’t need that, crazy! 😂😂
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How about getting away from the conventional for Instagram photos and using a funny caption? 🆕
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Going on with life off-screen has good parts, but the bad is that I can’t blame the fat eye anymore when it goes wrong. 👀
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I think it’s so chic the person who says he’s going to forget about certain people, he goes there and forgets it. 😂😂
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We pretend not to know anything, but it seems like the colombo of so much discovery. 👌😂
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I even try to get away from those who hurt me, but where I go I am. 😂
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Because the course I want to take bothers you so much, who will be poor will be ME! 😂👌
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I may even be an unbalanced person, but think of a good person. 😂
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I won’t get involved with anyone this year write it down, but write it down with a pencil, ok… 😂😂
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I think it’s so good when the bee comes back and there’s no more honey for her. 😂
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I just wanted to accumulate money like I accumulate stress. 😒😂
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Too bad when you make excuses for not going out and the person keeps giving solutions. 😂
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Sorry I treated you badly, it’s just that I was sleepy… 😂
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At what age do we lose the shame of getting to places alone?! 😂👌
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Say an “a” just so you can see if I don’t kiss you. 😂😂
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I don’t know… the way you pretend you love me is different. 😂👌
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In a funny photo, I can show you the funniest part of me 🆕
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Whenever I have the opportunity to play crazy, I do it. 😛
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Someone lend me a map so I know where I lost my life?! 😂😒
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Things I gave up this year: diet, gym, people, life, Brazil! 😂👌
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When that doubt comes… to be thin or to be happy… 😂😒
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Vanessa da Mata already said: there’s no way anymore… 😂😂
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You know those purples that appear on you out of nowhere and you don’t even know where it came from?! It’s life beating you! 😂👌
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There are couples that inspire me to stay single. 😂😂
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Relationship is to be happy. If you’re going to be sad, date your late billet. 👌😂
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Those who have already been exalted, I ask that they release the vacancies for those who are still being humiliated, because it’s complicated. 😂😂
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Early risers spend the day sleepy! 😂👌
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Hope is the last to die and my patience is the first! 😝😒👌
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After the storm… the traffic stops. 😂😂
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Never say you have nothing to do around your mother… 😂👌😑
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You are full of those bacteria right? LactoVACILOS that calls! 😂👌
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Our saint crashed, flipped and died! 😒😂👌
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Love is like gasoline. It costs dearly, finishes quickly and can be replaced by alcohol. 😂👌
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Call me Christmas and I’ll show you what a happy night is! 😂😂
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I’m afraid to ask God “What did I do to deserve this?” and hear the answer for 5 days. 😅😅
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The important thing is to be happy. We mix the rest with vodka. 😜👌
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If dating was good, I would still be single, because nobody wants me. 😂😂
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I’m the sweetest person in the world. The problem is when the sugar runs out… 😂👌😒
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Make yourself at home… wipe the furniture. 😂😝👌
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You close your eyes for 2 minutes and it’s morning, it’s hard to live like this. 😒😂
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If someone throws a rock at you show you’re different, throw a brick! 👌😂
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What is the name of that business I always have? Aaaah it is, right! 😂👌
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Your mother would be so beautiful being my mother-in-law… 😂😊😉
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You can’t like someone when you are “KKKKKKK” and the other person is “lol”. 😂😂👌
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My neighbor puts on some songs that even I miss his ex! 😂😂
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My zap is weird… I think it’s missing your number on it! 😝😝
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Some date, others are, I just feel jealous of people I have nothing! 👌😒
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Living lying down for life doesn’t bring me down anymore. 😂
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Okay, so give back the funny things I said to you! 😂😒👌
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I like you, let’s get away before it breaks down! 😂👌
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I was such a demon child how did I turn this shit with feelings?! 😂😂
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My patience equals money, I don’t have it and when I have it, it disappears fast.”
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For a good connoisseur, a raised eyebrow is enough! 😉👌
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About life: no wonder we are born crying! 😌😅
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Giving up is for the weak, do it like me, don’t even try! 😒😂
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