50 funny love phrases to get a smile out of the crush
Have you ever stopped to think about how good it is to see that beautiful smile of the person you love? The status may even be “serious relationship”, but we can never let seriousness take over and drive away the laughter! With that in mind, we’ve selected the most hilarious funny love quotes for you to share with the mozão and make him have a good laugh. Check out!
Funny love phrases to end any bad mood
With Enem’s grade, can you be accepted as the love of your life?
I dreamed that I loved you, but when I saw it I hadn’t even slept.
Everything I love most in life is expensive, fattening or visual and doesn’t respond!
Baby, my room is asking if you want to spend a night with us.
You may not even wear glasses, but you are certainly short-sighted! That’s the only explanation for not seeing how much I love you.
My love for you is like your hunger, it never ends!
Neither Hi, nor Claro, nor Tim nor Vivo. Now my plan is you, baby.
I am not Rexona, but I would never leave you.
I was lost, but I found myself in your heart.
I wanted to be Greek, but Greek I can’t be, because Greek has many goddesses and my only goddess is you.
Mathematics doesn’t live without numbers, chemistry doesn’t live without the periodic table, and I don’t live without you.
Yes, you will date me, and if you complain you will also marry.
Henrique & Juliano
If you were a soda, it would be soda, because in my heart you soda.
Are you a manicurist? So tell me how can I free myself from the clutches of this luscious love?
You know, I was analyzing here… Inside my heart it’s the best place for you to live.
Date someone who makes you break your bed, not your face.
If love is crazy, you are my most real hallucination!
The bottle needs the glass, the glass needs the table, the table needs me and I need the beer just like I need him in my life.
I’m not a volleyball player, but I can see that I love you.
If you’re not willing to look like an idiot, you don’t deserve to fall in love.
Help love, something very serious happened! I missed you.
I’m not a camera, but you’re my focus, baby.
Baby, you are so wonderful that when you were born your mother not only gave birth, but gave an entire power plant.
Love, I’m not Casas Bahia, but I promise you my total dedication.
Damn! I want to be the love of your life, but you won’t cooperate!
I’m love sick and my only remedy is you!
There is always some madness in love, but there is always some reason in madness.
It’s just time for Christmas, but Santa Claus has already brought me the present… You!
I love you with all my belly… I was going to say heart, but my belly is bigger!
With gas prices and violence, if I’m leaving home to see you, it’s because you’re very important to me.
You’re a chain key, but that’s okay, I’ll go to jail! After all, I stole your heart for me.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to get past you more than once?
It’s not election time, but I’m dying to elect you as the love of my life.
I even wanted to wish you good night, but I can only wish you.
You are the missing nail in my Havaiana.
I know I’m not Itaú bank, but I was made for you!
Looking for a funny relationship. Because seriously I’m giving up!
You are the dulce de leche that was missing in my churros.
Baby, I’m not a blanket, but I want to be wrapped around you.
Release your heart, mine wants to visit you.
Gosh, there’s no way… I’m in love with you!
Of all the madmen in the world I wanted you, because your madness seems a little like mine.
My love for you is like a visit from boring people: it never ends!
According to Google Maps, my happiness is located in your house.
Don’t tell anyone, but I’m a CIA agent… Ideal Guy to Love.
I’m not an electrician, but I’ll make it clear that I love you!
There’s Star Wars and Star Trek, but I only think about Star with you.
Not wanting to brag, but I look like the love of your life.
You piss me off, but I love you!
It’s my first time here. How do I book a place in your heart?
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