20 funny phrases for Whatsapp status
The French writer Alfred Montapert already said: “good humor spreads more happiness than all the riches in the world”.
Popular culture is usually the most shared form of humor throughout Brazil. It passes from generation to generation, making people laugh, mixing customs, sayings and regionalisms. Check out a selection of funny phrases to put in your Whatsapp status or to share with those you like to make people smile the most!
In a brawl, any kick is a flying one.
If horseshoe that luck donkey didn’t pull a cart!
Early risers spend the day sleepy.
Debt to me is sacred. God bless you!
Hope is the last to die and my patience is the first.
If you have fatty eyes, use diet drops.
If you live in a big city and have a troubled life, you certainly know that…
After the storm… the traffic stops!
What about the funny messages that make fun of our love issues? Everyone has had (or still has) relationship traumas and sometimes we laugh to keep from crying. See these funny phrases for those who know very well what suffering is.
When potato is born, it spreads on the floor… when I fall in love, I break my face and my heart.
My biggest problem is that my boyfriend lives very far away. I live here and he lives in the future.
Every pot has its lid. The problem is when you are born to be a skillet!
They say that all people have a beautiful side. So I’m thinking I’m a circle.
I’m not getting old, my mirror is not Full HD.
Our busy daily life tends to put an end to anyone’s mood. At these times, nothing like a break to breathe and give some good laughs to release stress. There are some images with funny phrases about routine and the human being!
Crazy people build castles in the air, paranoids live inside them, and psychologists collect rent.
Why doesn’t the government outlaw games of chance and release only the lucky ones?
In the phrase “I love Mondays” the guy is either crazy, retired or on vacation.
There is no better day than today to put off for tomorrow what you will never do!
Sometimes it’s better to be quiet and let them think you’re an idiot than to open your mouth and leave no doubts!
Better to be late in this life than early in the next.
I even have control, the problem is that I’m out of battery.
I’m on a new diet. It’s the diet of faith. I eat everything and I hope the miracle is accomplished.
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